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Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Yvonne made me do this stupid survey. Why are the questions in chinese? Oh man. I think i'll have difficulty understanding most questions. So if my answer has no link with the question, you know why. Haha.

遊戲規則：
１.被點名的朋友要回答所有的問題
２.之後再多加一道題目上去(要留小名)
３.最後再點十個好朋友繼續傳下去(注意～被點名的人不能重複)
４.違規者會倒楣一輩子
５.目標：一百萬人

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＊蟑螂問：你喜歡(暗戀)的人是誰?
Erm....
＊巍巍問：如果地球即將毀滅，只能救一個人，會救誰?
Hmm. What if i die first? Then how to save anyone?
＊阿風問：最讓你感動的歌?
Can't really think of anything right now?
＊小盈問：你喜歡男生還是女生?
I'm totally straight.
＊ＣＣ問：如果看到自己最愛的人熟睡在自己面前，你會做什麼?
Oh man. I didn't know i'm that boring that he'll sleep right in front of me.
＊莉莉問：人生對你而言，最重要的人是誰?
A lot. Family, friends
＊ＪＯＥ問：今年目前為止做過最後悔的事情?
Er. I don't know. I don't think much about all these things. I seriously think this survey is a waste of time. I don't know how to answer most of the questions. Haha.
＊阿妮問：你是哪裡人?
No. I am not na li ren.
＊奇兒問：如果還有來生，要當女的還是男的?
Hmm. Guy or girl also never mind. Just not both at once.
＊喬恩問：哪件事情讓你永生難忘?
Too man to list down. Anyway, you wouldn't be interested.
＊小玉問：你最想去哪個國家?
Egypt. I want see pyramids!! =)
＊大雄問：覺得自己最大的優點和缺點是啥咪?
I have no idea what this question is asking.
＊笨蛋問：你覺得和傳給你的人做朋友怎樣?
Huh? Oh man. I must be seriously stupid to not understand what you're asking since you are ben dan. Haha.
＊胰臟問：如果世上所有人都背叛你，捨你而去，你打算怎麼辦?
How can everybody in the world betray me when i don't even know them?
＊加油問：我帥(美)嗎?(傳給你的人)?
How would i know whether you are handsome or pretty or not? And what does the second part of the question mean?
＊那那問：不會想槍斃點你的人嗎？
Huh?
＊鋼筆問：如果你在人生遭到極大失敗，你會怎麼辦?
Erm..I have no idea. Oh man. Why these people ask all these questions which need so much thinking?
＊ＤＡＮＮＹ問：如果你能變成透明人，你想做什麼?
Wear clothes. Then people will freak out seeing floating clothes. =)
＊家宜問：對於這個遊戲感想如何?
Waste of time trying to understand the questions. Life would be alot easier if these questions are in english.
＊喔伊問：你在哪時候哪裡認識傳給你的人?
In band. Two years ago. And she's been bullying me ever since. Haha.
＊兔子問：目前為止，被幾個男生或女生告白過?
Erm...
＊綠茶問：出生到現在最感謝的人?
Alot also. My families, friends and some teacher. Erm. Actually only one teacher and i think everyone knows who is it. Haha.
＊Ｐ問：對於好朋友的定義是?
Huh?
＊皮皮問：如果你被不喜歡的人強吻，而且還是初吻，你會怎樣?
I would send that guy to mental hospital. He must be mental to want to kiss me.
＊姊妹問：單身好還是有情人好?
Both got advantage and disadvantage
＊尼銘問：覺得自己夠成熟嗎?
Haha! Stupid question. Even my MI chinese teacher say i have the mentality of a 13 years old kid. What do you think?
＊蘋果問：喜歡的動物?
Black panther, Just because it's black.
＊快樂問：你快樂嗎？
No. I'm not you.
＊５５６６問：最喜歡的歌手?
Singer don't really have. Bands have alot though.
＊布丁問：友情與愛情是不是難以抉擇?
Kind of. Actually, i'm not really sure what you're asking.
＊喵喵問：你會念舊嗎?
I don't even understand what this question is about.
＊董不懂問：你心情不好時會做些什麼?
Find someone talk to? Listen to music? Zi bi myself?
＊小惠問：過去讓你最想挽回的事是什麼?
Never thought about this too.
＊Mr.J問：你覺得我是怎樣的人?
I'll tell you what i think of you after you tell me what you think of me.
＊小艾問：對於另一半理想條件？
Have a sense of humour. I think communication would break down between me and a serious person.
＊JASON問：你想要什麼死法??
Wow. I pity you. Why do you think of such a sad question?
＊Uno問：………我想不到要問什麼，你可以幫我問嗎?
Can i don't? Ok. I've helped you ask a question. =)
＊玉米楨問：現在ㄉ你~想減肥ㄇ~?
Are those characters even chinese?
＊小黑黑問：你最愛滴人做什麼事情讓你最感動呢?
Huh?
＊正妹小豬問：你（妳）生日最想收到什麼禮物？
Hmm. Getting promoted to J2. Wow. Imagine getting that for a present.
＊蜜桃惠玲問：如果你是女生,你有勇氣倒追嗎?
Nah. Because i know that guy wouldn't have bad taste.
＊小屁倩問：這遊戲有比我瞎嗎？
Huh? I didn't know a survey can be blind.
＊卜娘問:你睡覺是閉上眼睛嗎?
Of course la. Do you think i'm a fish?
＊ＷＡ問：4cos3θ-3cosθ=?
Am i suppose to solve for teta?
＊青爭問：如果一個沒有女生喜歡的男生，被喜歡男生的男生喜歡。那沒有女生喜歡的男生會不會喜歡那喜歡男生的男生？
How would i know if that guy is gay?
＊阿穎問：請想一個你最想和大家分享ㄉ好事！
I am bored enough to do this survey.
＊Kelly問: 夏天最想做的一件事?
On the aircon.
＊古屁問：你愛我嗎？
Yep. I love wo. =)
＊王子問：你的口頭禪是什麼？
Huh?
＊順問:：這問卷可以結束了嗎?
That's exactly what i want to ask. I'm getting bored understanding these questions.
＊勁爆問：你覺得人活著的意義是什麼?
Another question which i've never thought before.
＊小雞問：死亡筆記本是用來殺人的那麼 “屎王筆記本“的功用是?
What's that?
＊ｇｉｎａ問：你對於古典音樂和流行音樂有什麼看法呢？
No opinion.
＊巫婆問：會騎車了嗎？
Only leg car. Direct translation.
＊兔兔問：如果你在密閉的空間放了一個連環屁，你會勇敢的承認還是裝死?
Huh? Why would you fake death when you fart?
＊小六問：拉完屎　你都用幾張衛生紙？
Huh?
＊阿嫺問：（以女生的角度）你希望給不喜歡的男生喜歡，還是給可愛漂亮的女生喜歡？
Firstly, i'm straight. Secondly, nobody's taste would be so bad.
＊不正經問︰如果一打開廁所門發現裡面有一個人正在打槍，你會怎麼辦？
Huh? Da what?
＊大天才問:對於奧莉薇這三字有什麼看法？
My opinione is that i don't understand the three words.
瘦高女子冰問:看女(男)孩子先看哪裡?
I'll look at the person. I won't look at na li.
神：天理何在？
Tian of course is the sky la. Or else on the ground?
XY：情为何物？
Huh?

排名不分先后：Nobody. I'm not as evil as yvonne and torture anyone with this survey.

I didn't bother thinking of a question. I've wasted enough braincells doing this survey.

YAY!! I can't believe i bother to finish doing this survey. But it's FINALLY done. =)

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